1. 3 Easy Ways To Die ............. ......... .......
     1.    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
     2.    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
     3.    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

4. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

5. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

6. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.   Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake