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Exercising the brain is as important as exercising the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying:
"If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
so........Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss
of intelligence.
Take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing
it or are still a MENSA candidate.

OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.

1.What do you put in a toaster?



















The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to
question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?



















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said,
"water" then proceed to question three.


3.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?



















Answer : Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks",
What the heck are you still doing here reading these questions?????
Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.


4.Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and
East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decided on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
failed
before he had time and the plane
crashed smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany
and West Germany. Where did they bury the survivors - East Germany or
West Germany?



















Answer: You don't bury survivors!!!. If you said ANYTHING else, you
are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
crash. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
next question.


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?



















Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but
you
are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the
room. Everyone else proceed to the final question..


6.Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get
off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
name of the bus driver?



















Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU! Read the first line!!!

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