Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing concepts:

Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing   concepts:


                    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
           You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
                         That's Direct Marketing.

            You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
                              gorgeous girl.
            One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at
                   you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
                            That's Advertising.


                You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
 You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and  say    "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
                    That's Telemarketing.

   You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten  your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,  
     By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
                   That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and  says,              "You are very rich.."
                   That's Brand Recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm   rich.Marry me"
           She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
                      That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
                                    
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am  very rich.Marry me!"
              And she introduces you to her husband
                   That's demand and supply gap.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
             she turns her face towards you ------------
            ..........she is your wife !
       That's competition eating into your market share.
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