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Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!



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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........




Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **





Rajnikanth......






got shot yesterday . .













today is the bullet''s funeral...!!



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Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque





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;-)The Bank Bounced:-D


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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesum fact..,






















Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@rajnikant.com
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USA POWER
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INDIAN POWER


USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships


INDIA-









*RAJNIKANTH*



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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...



That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.


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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,


it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,



and got it.

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???


rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...


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BREAKING NEWS.....






FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,




he is now called 50 cent..!!

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..


Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..


We all know who won..!!


Last one but the Best one….




Paul the octopus was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death "

Paul died yesterday !!!

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