Rajni is dead!

In a shocking revelation from Heaven we have come to know that Rajinikanth died 20 years ago. Death-God still does not have the courage to tell him, therefore, in complete oblivion of this Rajni continues to rule on Earth from his base in the southern part of a country called India.
Experts on Rajni point out that if the fact is conveyed to him with reverence and if he is graciously invited over to heaven he may accede to the request and may not say "Mind it" after all. But then none of the gods are willing to become a part of the execution of this plan. They say not only is the plan quite risky for them, but bringing Rajni to Heaven might result in the rewriting of all the rules Rajni-style which might put an end to the uncontested rule of the gods beyond Earth. So it is possible that tomorrow you might find the Sun-god watering the Roses in Rajni's garden while he himself bathes in a special Jacuzzi made by the Water God.

Meanwhile, the reporters are too scared to interview Rajni on the matter, since his rebuttal might be enough to reserve their places in hell.
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